'In an ever changing world of gender, who knows what I'm going to end up being. But in the end, I want to morph into something I'm comfortable with.
Monday, January 24, 2005
Blog moved.
no more amgonnapuke for me and everyone else. :)
cheerios.
muttered @
12:41 AM.
Friday, January 14, 2005
ripped this off colly's.
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" pleaded the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money very often.
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $10 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father rumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
Share this story with someone you like.... But even better, share $20 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent sometime with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family an un wise investment indeed.
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Hello there,
Can I buy just an hour of your time?
muttered @
7:11 AM.
Saturday, January 08, 2005
seems like the moronic prick just doesn't understand what I've been driving at.
how brainless can one get?
.
Want to know what dumb is?
pls click
here and
here.
muttered @
5:55 AM.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Le replies
Reply 1:
don be bhb. who wanna copy you la. and, please la
k, i don't have the fucking time to go to ur blog
or web pages or whatever shit la k.
Reply 2:
hmm. okay. im sorry if you don't like it. just
wanted to find some 'chimology' to irritate some one.
ooooooooh,
but sorry, i don't think we've got the same brains to emulate the exact same thing word for word. like duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. what a stupid refute.
anyway la, its obvious la, k. you don't have to say anything else la, k, cuz its just sooo obvious its sticking out like a sore thumb la, k, so much so that someone else had to inform me of it la, k? and tell your friend not to reply for you la, k. Cause all your friend know is
LA, K!
muttered @
5:29 AM.
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
The forementioned target. Deja Vu? How poignant.
unless you have a girlfriend as clever and pretty as mine, thou shall not be allowed to use the irony, nimkumpoot
oh, so i had a twin.
The incriminating evidence.
I dropped a little message to my little photocopying machine.
hi photocopier!
I see you have a fervent interest in competing to be the closest match
you can get to me. Do you need a DNA machine, or do you wanna be my ma's god daughter(albeit I doubt she wants a freak like you.)
Unless you see me as a Literary idol, please stop copying all I have to say. I can't believe you spend your free time browsing through my pages. What, are you a passive in disguise?!
Do you not have a personality of your own or are you born a sponge somuch so that you absorb whatever you see, bible being my webpages? Do you wanna vote me as your TRAVIS Idol?And oh no! I'm not saying that I'm good. Its just, you're bad. Why not try to come up with something before I do, so that it doesn't make it that blatant that you're copy-pasting?
Copy this:
The
Rat that
Ate the cheese
Vomitted because
I
Spiked it with shit.
Can you guess who the dirty rat is?
Its you. Copy this. I dare you.
Don't worry. Its all discreet. I just CC-ed it on my blog.
Seasons Greeting!
PS: Get a life!, or a better education for that case. You're just not good enough for Santa.
:)
muttered @
5:58 AM.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
imagine this.
i've been gone for just a week and things happen.
1. the domestic worker goes home.
2. the lil old doggie slips away when noone's home.
3. the sister goes off to the psychiatric ward.
4. the other sister kicks her
god knows how long relationship boyfriend out of the house.
let's play bluff.
bullshit!
muttered @
7:47 AM.
Friday, December 10, 2004
I'm sending my condolences to dolly and her family as I write this, and maine's having this guilty tinge for having been rather mean to her the past few days. It's quite sad cos dolly's daughter will be turning 12 on the 14th and christmas is just around the corner. oh wells, but i guess this is just part and parcel of life.
on another note, i'll be leaving for hk and taiwan in 2 days time. :)
praying that mom's going give me more dough to spend.
i wish.
muttered @
9:39 PM.
